Jim? Jim Who?

My project today was making jello shots for a BBQ tomorrow night. Orange, grape, and sugar-free lemon all mixed with whipped cream flavored vodka (guess which ones I'm having). Last minute inspiration due to today's supreme court decision led to an idea for pride shots... but I was too slow on the uptake to procure the red, green, and blue jello and by this time every store is closed. Pfft. Small towns. 

Sugar-Free Jello Shots

1 small pkg SF jello, any flavor

1 cup boiling water

1/2 cup vodka (I used whipped cream flavored vodka)

1/2 cup cold water

This recipe is super basic and also applies to regular jello if you're into that sort of thing. Pour powder into bowl, add boiling water, stir until jello is completely dissolved. Add cold water and vodka, stir. Pour into disposable shot glasses (shockingly available at a dollar store near you) or small paper cups or what have you. Chill 4 hours or over night. Party on.

Nothing fancy for dinner tonight, instead the other big accomplishment today was the purchase of a home gym. Fancy, 700 bucks but got it half priiiiiice! The bestie and I went to buy it, and three store employees with a heavy duty cart loaded it into the truck. I hope you have someone to help get it into the house, they said. Fuck off, we thought. Thank you, we said. And yes, we managed to unload it ourselves. In case there's any lingering doubt, we rock. Hard.